It was my youngest daughter’s 20th birthday recently. The Facebook birthday reminder (not that I needed one — I’m pretty good at remembering things like that) noted the following:
[Your daughter’s] 20th birthday is today.
Give her Jamba Juice
[Your daughter] likes Jamba Juice
Well, she does like Jamba Juice. Who doesn’t? I have fond memories of stopping by there to pick up a bunch of Smoothies at their ballet studio on Saturdays when they were rehearsing for shows like the Nutcracker. So I sent her a note that said, “Maybe you should get a Jamba juice? That suggestion had no effect on me whatsoever.”
The next day Facebook had this message in the birthday reminder section:
Reminders
[Your daughter’s] 20th birthday was yesterday.
Give her Jamba Juice for her birthday
[Your daughter] likes Jamba Juice.
So I sent another note that said, “LOL – and they are still reminding me today! OK, OK, I’ll buy you a Jamba Juice! Tomorrow they’ll probably have one that says “[Your daughter’s] 20th birthday was two days ago . . .”
You know where this is going, right?
Yep. The message on the next day:
[Your daughter’s] 20th birthday was 2 days ago.
Give her Jamba Juice for her birthday
[Your daughter] likes Jamba Juice.
I’m pretty sure that tomorrow’s message will say, “[Your daughter’s] birthday was 3 days ago and you still haven’t given her a Jamba Juice. What are you, a deadbeat dad? Now give her a Jamba Juice like we told you!” Or possibly, “[Your daughter’s] birthday is 362 days from now. Give her a Jamba Juice.”
I’ll let you know if/when this ends.
P.S. To Facebook: I like Jamba Juice, too. Please remind people of that on my next birthday.
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Bonus section: Speaking of smoothies, I’m sure you are all interested in my latest recipe. I decided to add beets. Well, not multiple beets, or even a whole beet. Just part of a beet (a whole one had a little too much flavor).
- Milk or green tea
- Carrots
- Spinach
- Beet
- Banana
- 2 types of frozen fruit (apples, blueberries, peaches, etc.)
- Protein powder
- Oatmeal
I drink half in the afternoon as a snack and half for First Breakfast each morning.