The serious party’: President Elizabeth Warren’s Education Secretary would have to be interviewed and approved by ‘young trans person’ — This belongs in the “Not the Babylon Bee” section, but I wanted to highlight it.  As one person noted, this will make people go from Never Trump to MAGA 2020.  Taking policy advice from kids = stupid.  Taking policy advice from “trans” people, who are, by definition, mentally disturbed = insanity.  Combine the two and you are off the charts.  The Left is a self-parody.

God: You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them.

Catholic and Eastern Orthodox religions: Let’s make carved images and bow down to them!

Students demanded divestment from fossil fuels, a professor offered to turn off the gas heating

Fergus Green, the organiser of the wider protest, who is studying for a master’s degree in physics and philosophy at Balliol College, said: “This is an inappropriate and flippant response by the bursar to what we were hoping would be a mature discussion. It’s January and it would be borderline dangerous to switch off the central heating.”

Then complain to Greta, snowflake.

‘Oligarchy is real’: Now that Cory Booker and Julian Castro are out, the DNC changed the debate rules to benefit the rich white dude — If Republicans did something like this the Left would never stop crying “raaaaacist.”

Franklin Delano Quid Pro Quo – more reasons that the impeachment trial is ridiculous and that you don’t want the Federal Gov’t involved in things outside their constitutional authority.  You get nothing but abuse and waste.

“The inefficiency and uselessness of many WPA projects was a serious problem,” Dr. Folsom writes, “but a greater problem was the increased politicization of relief under the WPA.” President Roosevelt had “much discretion in allocation and distributing” WPA money, not unlike a president’s discretion in allocating and distributing foreign aid — though worse because foreign policy is constitutionally the president’s prerogative. As Folsom notes, FDR would choose “which states would receive what,” and the main problem was that this “made relief a game of political manipulation,” at least in the hands of a manipulative president like Franklin Roosevelt. “The problems that plagued the FERA would sharply increase under WPA because more money was at stake,” Folsom notes. “Governors worried that their states would not get their ‘fair share’ of federal tax booty, and so they came to Washington, hats in hand, to curry favor with Roosevelt, Harry Hopkins, who became the WPA director, and other New Deal administrators.”

Why Wasn’t Spygate Impeachable? — Democrats personify hypocrisy.

The Democrats have impeached Trump for merely contemplating something that Obama actually did. And in Obama’s case, the abuse of power was altogether real: it resulted in a massive violation of civil liberties. Obama’s FBI falsely claimed that four members of Trump’s campaign were probable Russian agents. None of them were. Oops. Oh well, the Democrats said. Obama had an obligation to check out the hunches of John Brennan and James Comey.

By contrast, Hunter Biden’s corruption wasn’t conjectural. As even Obama’s State Department acknowledged, his “work” in Ukraine reeked of improprieties and influence-peddling.

It is hilarious to watch Democrats speak of the Bidens as above reproach. In truth, Joe Biden stands at the center of a family of crooks who have spent decades trading on his last name. In Peter Schweizer’s new book, Profiles in Corruption, he writes that the family’s wealth “depends on Joe Biden’s political influence and involves no less than five family members: Joe’s son Hunter, daughter Ashley, brothers James and Frank, and sister Valerie.”

Eric Ciaramella’s Name Is Not a Secret, and #TeamTrump Only Hires Winners — The impeachment process was a ridiculous farce from the beginning.  Democrats hate this country and are power-mad, and will do anything to get back in control.

Not the Babylon Bee — big week for self-parodies!

Child Molester Freed for Becoming Transsexual

PETA Demands Robot Replace Punxsutawney Phil

We’re gonna need a lot of millstones to clean this up . .

Great news for child abusers. You can now be released if you “change genders” — Brought to you by the Left — including the “Christian” Left.


‘We attract … truly radical people to the campaign’: James O’Keefe releases another video of Bernie Sanders staffers – More great journalism from Project Veritas, which means the media and the Sanders campaign will ignore it.

Drunk-Driving Illegal Alien Paid Cash for Being Held for ICE – Brought to you by the Left — including the “Christian” Left.  Illegals have a much higher drunk driving rate than citizens, but anti-drunk driving groups are too politically correct to point that out.

Do-Gooder NGOs Prevent Africans From Feeding Themselves — The “help” the West provides makes Colonialism look great by comparison.

Audio Proved She Begged Him For Sex & Then Accused Him Of Sexual Assault. Columbia Expelled Him — It is a dangerous world out their for dating, and especially so on college campuses.  So many false accusations and so many Leftist administrators!  And doing things God’s way helps you avoid all that.

Here we have a former Marine who was convicted in a kangaroo court despite the fact that the recording he made exonerated him. His diploma was pulled after Columbia retroactively expelled him for sexual assault, despite the fact that he spent the whole night fending off a woman that was intent on having sex with him. Now, he’s been publicly branded as a rapist because of this woman’s lies. It is a disgraceful situation and all of us should hope Columbia ends up having to pay millions of dollars for the unjust way they have treated him. Only when these “woke” schools fear facing lawsuits will they stop treating young men as guilty until proven innocent — and maybe not even then.

The Fourth Reich — China’s abuses of their people, including murders and organ-stealing, are well known.  Yet the virtue-signaling Left shamelessly props them up.   Notable exception: Facebook.

Imagine the potential impact if Facebook’s example were followed by Google, Boeing, the NBA, and dare I say it, Apple. What if these mega-corporations joined together to say that they believe in human rights and they will be unable to do further business with a nation that incarcerates Muslims in concentration camps, rips the organs out of political prisoners, and socially cancels Christians simply for following Jesus Christ? I’m not naïve. I wouldn’t expect China to become an enlightened and free society. But perhaps, just perhaps, the worst abuses could be ameliorated, and people of faith allowed to practice that faith — which, after all, is a fundamental human right — without being crushed by their government.

Travel Baseball: A Common Form Of Insanity — Travel ball can be perverse for families. My sister and her husband had a rocky relationship, but at the time they were doing their best and plugged into a good church their son – who was good at soccer but not enough to get a scholarship or anything — joined a travel team. All of sudden they missed a lot of church then phased out completely. Their relationship spiraled down into abuse and divorce. No, I’m not saying it was just the travel ball, but it didn’t help. I’ve seen it draw other people away from church and stability, especially when the whole family isn’t going together.

Our philosophy was simple: God gave you your bodies to move and do things, so you should be active in something. Our hope would be that they would be fit for life doing something they like.  But trying to invest in your kids for a career in sports is a waste of time and money. Our daughters became extremely talented ballerinas, with one dancing professionally, but she always knew she needed a regular education as well so she got a degree in parallel and it worked really well when she retired from dance and got married.

Democrats wary of blowback from angry Bernie Bros, which often turns ‘sexist, racist and vile’ – But but but progressive love and tolerance or something!  Keep in mind that this is how they treat other Leftists.  Imagine how they’ll treat conservatives!

Some progressive activists who declined to back Mr. Sanders have begun traveling with private security after incurring online harassment. Several well-known feminist writers said they had received death threats. A state party chairwoman changed her phone number. A Portland lawyer saw her business rating tumble on an online review site after tussling with Sanders supporters on Twitter…

Mexican President is “acting like Trump’s border wall” – Nice!

Letters to Hannah: Superbowl 51 — A couple years old, but an interesting perspective on the Super Bowl and sports-watching in general.  I don’t object to people watching some sports, but it can easily become an idol.  And if they aren’t exercising themselves then they should do that first before watching anything.  I gave up sports and most TV when the kids were young and didn’t miss a thing.  I hardly ever watch anything now.

I have absolutely nothing against anyone playing a sport, and I actually prefer that they play and enjoy them. What I’m against is the idea that part of being a man is watching a sport. I’m against the idea that it’s desirable for fat men to gather around a television and shout at it; and that anyone who challenges the idea is effeminate. The opposite is true. An unfit man who knows more about sports news than his country is worse than the laziest and dumbest of gold-digging housewives. So far as I’m concerned he might as well be concerned with celebrity gossip — he can grow up or hang himself.

Police Investigating Murder of Pro-Migration Finnish Woman by Her Migrant Boyfriend — Just as with political correctness, virtue signaling can be deadly.

This is by no means the only case of women being attacked or killed by migrants with whom they have cultivated a romantic relationship.

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Your Wife Claimed She Was ‘Fine’ And That ‘Nothing Is Wrong.’ Fact Check: FALSE | The Babylon Bee — To her credit, Mrs. Eternity Matters never does this, but it was still funny.

Not the Babylon Bee

Will New York Require a Helmet to Ride in a Car? — The Nanny State won’t stop until you push back.  The “little” things like soda taxes aren’t little.  I think it is unwise to regularly drink sodas, but once you look to the government to regulate things like that you’ve told the populace that they are so stupid that they need the government to do everything for them.

We’re gonna need a lot of millstones to clean this up . . .

Drag Queen Story Hour moves to public schools to teach first graders about gender fluidity and family structures — If you support this you are stupid and/or evil.


‘Can I have my money back?’ Father confronts Elizabeth Warren over student loan forgiveness — This is such a great campaign issue for Republicans.  Even Leftists who paid off their loans (or didn’t take out loans) won’t want to pay off the loans of anyone else, especially those who got Lesbian Astrology degrees.  Just another example of shameless vote-buying by the Communists.  The sense of entitlement in this country is already staggering.  Letting special interest groups force others to pay off their loans would make things even worse.

So brave: Woman’s act of resistance is to take up the best parking spaces at Masterpiece Cakeshop — “Christian” Leftist walking freak show Nadia-Bolz Weber (BFF of Rachel Held Evans, of course) is the woman in question.  She bravely deleted her Tweet when people started pointing her hypocrisy of doing this while posing as a Christian pastor.  And note how her act was extra-stupid and hateful: She wasn’t harming the owner, she was inconveniencing his customers (then again, she probably hates them as well for supporting a guy with Christian standards).  So she’s petty, evil and not a very clear thinker.  So typical of the “Christian” Left.

Longtime Willow Creek Member Accuses Bill Hybel’s Mentor, Dr. Gilbert Bilezikian, of Clergy Sexual Abuse — Willow Creep Church was a sham on many levels, yet Hybels is still celebrated by many.

Transsexual Called “Bravest Athlete in History” for Beating Up Woman — Brought to you by the Left — including the “Christian” Left.

It may have been fun to snigger at obsequious media apparatchiks obediently pretending that Bruce Jenner is a woman, but the transsexual front in progressives’ war against civilization and sanity stops being funny when the conversation turns to Fallon Fox.

As mentioned earlier (see here and here), Fallon Fox is a mixed martial arts fighter who beats up women in public and gets paid for it.

For engaging in behavior that would result in felony charges in any sane society, Mr Fox has been christened “the bravest athlete in history.”

The Cyprus Rape Liar — What really happened? — Girl behaves like complete slut then tries to destroy the lives of many guys by claiming she was raped.  She should be in jail for as long as they would have been if they had really raped her.

I’ve used Dashlane for years to store passwords, addresses (including old ones), personal information like Social Security and license numbers, and much more.  You just need one robust overall password and the rest is automated. It gives you much stronger passwords and you don’t have to remember them.  It saves me time every day, but if you ever move or have to change default credit card numbers it will really save you time.  Just one click will populate address forms and such.

And when my Dad died in 2017 it saved me countless hours, as I was able to export his passwords from a different password app (very glad that my 89 year old dad was tech-savvy enough to do that!) and import them to Dashlane.  I was constantly logging into various accounts for months and Dashlane let me do it automatically.

For your master password, I recommend taking a regular (but odd) word and combining it with an abbreviation of a Bible passage, because that is easy to remember and has upper and lower case letters, numbers, a colon and a dash yet is still easy to remember.

Dashlane makes your life a million times easier. Get started with these three steps and you’ll be up and running.

First: Get the app on your phone and computer. That way your passwords will go wherever you do. 

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Get started with these three steps, and you can always check back here for more tips.

President proclaims Wednesday ‘National Sanctity of Human Life Day,’ will appear at March for Life — Good for him!

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In Major Deal, The Babylon Bee Purchases Competing Satire Site CNN | The Babylon Bee


‘Guillotine the rich!’ Project Veritas shares video of another Bernie Sanders field organizer promoting Gulags, re-education, violence, and more — Of course Project Veritas had more Leftist extremism recorded for us!  And of course the mainstream media will ignore it.  This is who AOC and the rest of the Leftist extremists want to rule us.

Dalrock | Thoughts from a happily married father on a post feminist world — Go read that blog while you can (he said he may delete it).  Dalrock has done great things for Christianity and marriage, especially in showing how feminism has infiltrated evangelical Christianity.

Tom Homan hits back at Biden for remark on illegal immigrants arrested for DUI: He’s ‘lost his mind’ — Keep in mind that Biden is the “centrist” Democrat, and even he welcomes illegals to come here and drive drunk and won’t send them back.  They hate you.

Biden also threatened ICE with punishment if the agency were to deport illegal immigrants arrested for drunk driving, saying his administration would fire agents who arrest and deport illegal immigrants for such a crime.

Can “Fat Shaming” Be Conviction Instead? — I’m not for finger-wagging at fat people, but I’d never affirm them as the ridiculous “body positivity” movement does.

‘Work of art’: NRSC puts out powerful video of Democrats’ impeachment push from Day 1 — Great job on this video!  It shows how disingenuous the Left has been ever since Trump was elected.

‘The truth comes out’: AOC accidentally exposes the socialist Left’s agenda, declaring that ‘I don’t want your money as much as we want your power’ — Of course she tried to backpedal and say the power was for “the people,” as if every tyrant ever didn’t say the same thing.

Good exposure of why it is fine to criticize false teachings.  The phonies are good at manipulation – sweeping generalizations, exaggerations, word-twisting, projecting, etc.  Example: Todd White conflates addressing false teachings with hatred and criticizes believers who dare to criticize wolves.

British Actor Dumped His Girlfriend for Being too Woke — Good for him!  I would add that you should never date a pro-abort, for she is not only so wicked that she’d kill her child but she’d kill your child as well.  If someone was willing to kill your child outside the womb would you consider dating her?!

“I don’t know how we ended up together,” Fox told host James Delingpole. “It was a very short relationship. We were walking down the road and she was talking about how good the Gillette advert was. I just looked at her and went, ‘Bye. Sorry, I can’t do this with you.’”

We’re gonna need a lot of millstones to clean this up . . .

Leftists Celebrate 12-Year-Old Kids Getting STD Screenings Without Their Parents’ Knowledge

Pass the popcorn

‘Nobody likes him’: Hillary Clinton UNLOADS on Bernie Sanders and his (deplorable?) supporters — This will help keep the Leftists at home in November once the Dems push Bernie out again, even after Hillary’s phony apology.

Yes, and it was entirely predictable, just as being soft on illegal immigration dramatically increases the number of illegals, being soft on crime encourages more crime, and so on.  It is the most basic of economics, and Leftists fail at them.

Hat tip to Danny about the Transformed Wife blog.  She triggered so many people with this chart that USA Today wrote an article about her.  Just the “weekends” block alone speaks volumes.  And it is tragic how common it is for people to put their children in day care when they are just a couple months old.

This is the chart that's sparked outrage.


A Mass Shooting CNN Won’t Notice — I follow the news closely but hadn’t seen this anywhere else.  Yep, nothing to see here folks, just a guy who could not legally own a gun but “miraculously” got one anyway.  The Left only publicizes cases that let them grab guns from good guys.

Migrants Waiting For Dems To Win Election Because ‘It Would Make Things Easier To Get In’ — Of course that’s what they think, because it is true.  And it is another major reason why no citizens should vote for Democrats.  Illegals should be rounded up and either sent back or sent to Leftist cities.

This is great.  I’d pay to have colleges and all government schools play it for their students.

9 Reasons You Should Have A Baby This Year If You’re Young And Married

The truth is, children are a reliably excellent investment in your long-term personal development and happiness. And you only have about a quarter of your adult life to make that investment. That, in a nutshell, is why, if you are young and married, you should consider having a baby this year. Here are nine reasons why that’s true. . . .

How will lefty media spin sight of #VirginiaRally attendees actually cleaning up after themselves? — The Right is superior to the Left on big things and small.

10 Ways Porn Culture Will Target Your Kids in 2020 (Be Prepared, Not Scared!) — Things are getting more challenging every year for parents, yet so many do nothing to protect their kids.

Destigmatizing Pedophilia — Perverts need more stigmatizing, not less.

Designer admits that her award-winning chair won’t fix the plague of manspreading — Oh noes!!

Simple mansplaining about manspreading: Our genitals are on the outside. Class dismissed.

‘Basically, every tyrant ever’: Jesse Kelly calls out Gov. Ralph Northam over his ‘state of emergency’ — The Virginia situation shows exactly what the Left will do when given more power.  I hope this preview is used by Republicans to turn out the vote in November!

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The Babylon Bee Editorial Board Endorses That Lady Who Screamed At The Sky During Trump’s Inauguration For The Democratic Primary | The Babylon Bee — I’m pretty sure that was Rachel Held Evans.

Warren: ‘Bernie Once Told Me In Private That ‘The Princess Bride’ Is A Garbage Movie And Those Who Enjoy It Are Human Trash’ | The Babylon Bee

Restaurant Founded on Moonbattery Lasts Less Than 1 Month — They were founded on principles of “diversity” and “fair” wages.  Next time go for competence and market wages.

Why Roman Catholic Countries Should be Considered Unreached — Among other things, the people there checking the “Christian” box have a false gospel.


Great prayer reminders: 1. Be specific in your asking. 2. You must pray in faith. 3. Fight distractions that keep you from prayer. 4. Focus on abiding in Christ for more fruit in prayer. 5. Pray the promises of God. 6. Don’t give up in prayer—keep praying. 7. If you struggle getting started in prayer, read the Bible first and respond to what God says. 8. Regularly confess your sins. 9. Don’t worry about praying eloquent prayers. 10. When we don’t feel like praying, pray for help. 11. Pray humbly. 12. Dedicate yourself to prayer for a deeper spiritual life and more useful ministry. 13. Pray without ceasing. 14. Pray big prayers. 15. Cultivate a grateful heart. (Spurgeon’s 15 Tips for a Deep and Effective Prayer Life)

Advertising Makes Us Unhappy — I love capitalism, but the title is true.  I used to do an exercise with Junior Achievement students to demonstrate how advertising slogans had completely permeated their brains.  They thought they were clever in remembering them, until I explained why they knew them.  Yes, every ad is designed to tell you one thing: You should not be content because you don’t have _______.

The solutions are to avoid advertising as much as possible (TV is the worst!) and to consciously analyze the ads you do see for the lies they are selling (“Drinking lots of this beer will make sexy women want me, and it definitely won’t make me fat and unproductive and lead to lots of bad decisions!”).

The Sin of Prioritizing Purity above Marriage – “Christian” woman allegedly wounded by purity culture has lots of sex outside marriage and now teaches others to “break free” — and Gloria Steinem agrees with her approach.  Uh, sure.  She should have married younger instead of making a lifetime commitment to mock God’s plan.

Money for Flint Water Crisis Was Diverted – The Leftist government caused the problem, blamed the Right, then squandered the money that wasn’t even needed.

British Police Failed to Stop Muslim Grooming Gang Due to Fears Over “Community Tensions” — Political correctness is perverse and deadly.

Pro-abort feminist Renee Bracey Sherman says she’s taught her 5-year-old niece ‘that kids are a handful’ and ‘her life is made possible because of abortion’ — The Molech-worshiping Left loves abortion.

Trump? It’s Time to Prosecute Obama

Quick Thought: The Bible Doesn’t Promote Consent? — Excellent points!

REPORT: The FBI, ICE and Dept. of Education are investigating Ilhan Omar — Finally!

Max Lucado’s Endorsement of Jen Hatmaker: What it Means and Why it Matters — Hatmaker is a wolf.  Lucado is an naive, ignorant fool and/or a wolf.  Look who Hatmaker endorses and hangs with:

Sarah Bessey, Rachel Held Evans, Pete Enns, Nadia Bolz-Weber, Richard Rohr, Jeff Chu, Mike McHargue (“Science Mike”), Barbara Brown Taylor, Austin Channing Brown, Lisa Sharon Harper, Rachel Hollis, and Glennon Doyle

What a bunch of wolves!  The blogger makes a great point about not being afraid to be “divisive.”

But we would do good to remember that the Bible places the blame for divisions on the ones bringing in the false doctrine, not on those who call it out. Paul writes in Romans 16:17: “I appeal to you, brothers, to watch out for those who cause divisions and create obstacles contrary to the doctrine that you have been taught; avoid them.” Notice that it was the false teachers who Paul criticizes for being divisive, not the believers.

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Love it!  I make it a point not to try and make money off of friends.

Molech-worshiping ghoul update

And the Left — including the “Christian” Left — cheered her for it.


At first I thought they were making a dig at dancing, as if it tastes bad.  But they meant it is super-healthy.  I agree, but I’d pick a better illustration than kale!

It’s worth noting that the mental and physical benefits of dancing aren’t just for the young at heart. “Dancing increases cognitive acuity at all ages. It integrates several brain functions at once — kinesthetic, rational, musical and emotional — further increasing your neural connectivity,” said Richard Powers, a social and historic dance instructor at Stanford University.

‘Bernie the Red’: Project Veritas shares terrifying video of Bernie Sanders field organizer promoting Gulags, re-education, violence, and more (watch) — I rarely say, “must watch,” but this is a must watch.  This is Leftism.

And if these people think that is the only person Project Veritas has saying these things then they don’t know Project Veritas.  And this Bernie Bro thinks that MSNBC isn’t Leftist enough!  Are you surprised that they want to take away the 2nd Amendment?!

If Bernie doesn’t get the nomination or it goes to a second round at the DNC Convention, f*cking Milwaukee will burn. It’ll start in Milwaukee and when police push back on that, then other cities will just f*cking (hand explosion).”

“The cops are gonna be the ones that are getting f*cking beaten in Milwaukee. They’re gonna call up the National Guard for that sh*t. I promise you that.”

I’m ready to throw down now. I don’t want to wait and have to wait for f*cking DNC…The billionaire class. The f*cking media, pundits. Walk into that MSNBC studios, drag those motherf*ckers out by their hair and light them on fire in the streets.”

“Well, I’ll tell you what in Cuba, what did they do to reactionaries? You want to fight against the revolution, you’re going to die for it, motherf*cker.”

10 Indisputable Rules To Guide Your Recovery From Porn — This could help some people.  I especially like #5, as a pet peeve of mine for any 12 step programs is their generic “higher power.”

5. If your higher power is not Jesus Christ, you need a higher higher power.

I attend two SA meetings per week. We use the term “higher power” a lot. But if your higher power is your group, your program, or anything less than Jesus Christ, you need a major upgrade in your higher power. Only Jesus could say, “All authority in heaven and on earth has been give to me” (Matthew 28:18).

This is me whenever I watch sports (“I regret emotional investment”), which is why I very rarely do it.No photo description available.

So, About Those White, Heterosexual, Patriarchal Values… Once again, Leftists hate blacks.  There is a formulas for successful living, but instead of teaching it they mock it as the problem, not the solution.  They don’t want to help blacks, they want to profit off their misery and mine their votes.  Here’s the advice that triggered them:

“Get married before you have children and strive to stay married for their sake. Get the education you need for gainful employment, work hard, and avoid idleness. Go the extra mile for your employer or client. Be a patriot, ready to serve the country. Be neighborly, civic-minded, and charitable. Avoid coarse language in public. Be respectful of authority. Eschew substance abuse and crime.”

And the predictable Leftist response:

A coalition of students and alumni responded to the essay in predictable fashion. Wax and Alexander were peddling the “malignant logic of hetero-patriarchal, class-based, white supremacy that plagues our country today. These cultural values and logics are steeped in anti-blackness and white hetero-patriarchal respectability . . .”

New Green Deal, anyone?

Australia to Kill 10,000 Camels for Causing Global Warming — Leftism is just a creepy death cult – always looking for something else to destroy.

Culling the camels may be a good idea for other reasons, but killing them by the thousands for causing global warming is alarming in the extreme. When killing camels fails to make the climate stop fluctuating for the first time in world history, what or who will the true believers want to sacrifice next?

The Babylon Bee: An Interview with Kyle Mann — Great interview!  Glad they are doing so well.

The Babylon Bee resonates with an enormous and enormously underserved audience: conservative Christians and their allies. This much-beleaguered readership is so often the object of sardonic ridicule that it has almost forgotten what it feels like to be in on the joke. In the Bee, traditionalists (and anyone who doesn’t want to see traditionalists chased out of the public square) have finally found a brand of smart, trendy irony that speaks to their concerns. It’s a feeling, as Mann himself puts it, of “hey, this is humorous and doesn’t hate me!”

Which is also why, when Snopes and CNN have tried to defame the Bee, fans of free speech everywhere have rallied to the site’s defense. “Snopes was kind of that annoying guy at a party, who’s like ‘actually that joke isn’t true!’” says Mann. Accusations of deceit look ludicrous when levied against headlines like “CNN Purchases Industrial-Sized Washing Machine to Spin News Before Publication.” And charges of intolerance or “punching down” have largely fizzled as the Bee (which in fact takes shots at everyone, in the tradition of the best satirists) has stood strong against SJW criticism.

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Trump Expands Travel Ban To Include British Royalty | The Babylon Bee

Reminder: You No Longer Need A Color TV To Watch The Democratic Debates | The Babylon Bee — By their own definition, they are racists.

Progressives Call On African Americans To Quit Their Jobs To Avoid Being Used As A Trump Statistic | The Babylon Bee

We’re gonna need a lot of millstones to clean this up . . .

Netflix Shows Features Child Corrupted by Drag — I say without exaggeration that anyone involved with this should be in jail.  So glad I canceled Netflix!

On Friday, January 10, Netflix premiered a new show co-created by drag queen RuPaul, titled AJ and the Queen [… which is] about a 10-year-old child who accompanies Robert (RuPaul), a gay male drag performer who goes by “Ruby Red,” as he travels across the country performing in drag shows at mostly gay bars. …

The child, AJ (Izzy G.), is the daughter of a drug-addicted prostitute. She wants to be a boy “because people leave boys alone.” She hides her long hair under a boyish hat and does her best to look and act like a 10-year-old boy instead of a girl. The show is one long exposure of this child to sexualized adult situations in which she does not belong, all under the guise of the drag queen and the child “bonding” cross-country.


Rep. Rashida Tlaib tells Sanders supporters how adorable it is when her 13-year-old ‘policy adviser’ says the world might end in 10 years — The video was nauseating to watch.  These ghouls think it is good to scare their children with this fake climate change agenda.  She actually thinks it is funny.  And the “we should listen to the children” bit is ridiculous.  No, we shouldn’t.  Great line from an episode of The Simpsons: “You kids don’t know what you want! That’s why you’re still kids ’cause you’re stupid!”

‘How DARE you’! Facebook glitch proves Time’s ‘2019 Person of the Year’ Greta Thunberg is not EXACTLY what she seems — Of course we all knew that she was just being used to read the scripts of her parents and other radical Leftists.  In a normal world this evidence would result in her losing a lot of fans.  But that won’t happen.

Hungary Takes On the Feminist Goliath—and Wins — Good for them!

Enter Hungary. In an effort to restore curricular and administrative sanity to university education, Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban and his Fidesz Party have passed legislation to abolish Gender Studies as an area of official study. Hungary’s Deputy Prime Minister Zsolt Semjen has stated that such programs “ha[ve] no business in universities” as they represent “an ideology, not a science,” with a market profile “close to zero.” Similarly, Orban’s Chief of staff Gergely Gulyas said, “The Hungarian government is of the clear view that people are born either men or women. They lead their lives the way they think best [and] the Hungarian state does not wish to spend public funds on education in this area.”

Toronto Imam Defends Death for Apostasy – Religion of peace or something.

Misguided Youth Protesters Have It Wrong — the World Is Actually Getting Better and Better – Now here’s a statistic to celebrate – an all-time low of people in poverty!  And it sure wasn’t due to Communism.  So why are the Leftists so miserable?

in 1958, 60 percent of the world’s population was living in poverty, yet in the second decade of the 21st century, this number fell below 10 percent for the first time.

372,000 Anchor Babies Dropped in USA Last Year — Brought to you by the Left — including the “Christian” Left.

Ohio Town Tries Left Coast Homeless Approach, Gets Same Result — Wow, you gave incentives for the homeless and got more homeless?  What a shock.  If only Leftists didn’t fail at basic economics.

There is everything from soup kitchens and shelters that allow you to be high and drunk to rehab facilities to sober up.

And that’s the problem. You can come to Middletown to stay drunk and high and get three hots and a cot without having to do much.

Now the homeless are swamping the town. Residents who call Middletown home are shocked that “about 75%” of the homeless are from someplace else, according to the former police chief.

Tucker Carlson Debunks Claim There is an “Epidemic” of Transgenders Being Murdered — Just one of the many lies the Left peddles to advanced their perverted agenda.

Tucker Carlson debunked the so-called transgender “murder epidemic” on his show last night, highlighting figures which prove transgenders are actually safer than the general population.

Carlson began the segment by playing a clip of presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren vowing to “read the names of transgender women, of people of color, who have been killed in the past year.”

Hey Elizabeth, now read the names of the children killed by abortion in the last year.

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Not the Babylon Bee

NBC News looks beyond the physical to examine all the pains felt by men having their periods — And they think you should trust them for news!

We’re gonna need a lot of millstones to clean this up . . .

Student Demonized For Protesting Against ‘Drag Queen Storytime’ Commits Suicide — Very sad.  Of course Leftists were quickly online celebrating his death.

Ordered by Court to Call His Daughter “Him” — Sick.

Are you ready for the Hillary Clinton docuseries on Hulu?  It needed to be at least 4 hours to cover these things.  She would have been laughed out of society many years ago if not for the Leftist media who covers for her and the Molech-worshipers who support her regardless of what she does.


Podesta’s Emails


Having a sexual predator as a husband and covering for him at every turn, including destroying his victims

Huma Abedin’s sexual predator husband Anthony Weiner

The Clinton Foundation ripped off Haiti

Subpoena violations

Congressional testimony lies

The corrupt Clinton Foundation

The Benghazi fiasco

Pay for play with Uranium One while Secretary of State

Being recorded laughing when she got a child rapist off when as an attorney

Travel Gate scandal

Whitewater scandal

Cattle Gate scandal

Trooper-Gate scandal

The $15 million for Chelsea’s apartment bought with Clinton Foundation money

Her husband’s interference with Loretta Lynch & the investigation

Happily accepting the stolen debate questions given to her by CNN

Her own secret server in her house and her disdain for classified information

Deleting 30,000 emails after she was told not to

Having my cell phones and computers destroyed with hammers and Bleach-bit

The Seth Rich murder

The Vince Foster murder

The Gennifer Flowers assault & settlement

The $800,000 Paula Jones settlement

Calling half the United States deplorable

Her underhanded treatment of Bernie Sanders

Bill’s impeachment

The lie she told about being under sniper fire in Bosnia

The $10 million she received for the pardon of Marc Rich

The $6 BILLION lost while she was in charge of the State Dept.


After Falsely Accusing 12 Men of Rape, She Was Allowed to Just Go Home

We need more Bible here. God says the false witness should receive the punishment that they would have gotten. That would reduce these life-destroying false accusations.  Deuteronomy 19:18–21 The judges shall inquire diligently, and if the witness is a false witness and has accused his brother falsely, then you shall do to him as he had meant to do to his brother. So you shall purge the evil from your midst. And the rest shall hear and fear, and shall never again commit any such evil among you. Your eye shall not pity. It shall be life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot.

The consequences of being falsely accused of rape can be enormous. Jobs can be lost, relationships can end and the stress can drive a sane man to therapy — and of course, it’s considerably worse if you get convicted. In this case, some of these guys spent 10 days in JAIL for something that they didn’t do and you know when they’re on their death beds one day, being falsely accused of rape is going to be on their list of worst memories.

Making that kind of false accusation is a serious crime with major consequences.Yet, she’s getting a free pass for it because she’s young and female. Despite the fact that she lied, they’re still refusing to even release her name. Inevitably, these kinds of rulings incentivize false rape accusations, which are much more frequent than most people realize. When women can lie about being raped, put men through Hell and get a free pass for it, the message is that making a false accusation is no big deal. That needs to change.

New York to Further Facilitate Illegal Alien Voting — Of course, because people who break into your country are by definition completely honorable, right? And especially so when voting for more benefits for themselves . . .

This is treason.

Currently in New York, American citizens only need a driver’s license to register to vote, and although applicants are required to swear that they are eligible to vote, state election officials have previously admitted that “it’s basically an honor system.”

Glacier Park in Montana Set to Remove ‘Glaciers Will All Be Gone By 2020’ Signs — I would pay to have those left up permanently.

Australian Bushfires: Muslim Angle — But but but it is global climate change or something!

“‘Unleash Hell’: New Al Qaeda magazine describes in detail how to start huge forest fires across the U.S..with instructions on how to make ’ember bombs.’” — Daily Mail, May 3, 2012

ISIS-linked media: California fires are retribution for Syria,” Preston Business Review, November 15, 2018

“President and the pimp”: Sun launches US edition with Clinton photos on Epstein’s “Lolita Express” — What a creepy crook he is.  And his cartoonishly evil wife almost became leader of the free world.

Did the Media Force a False Narrative on the Trayvon Martin Case? – Fascinating information on this case, namely the false witness.  The media only missed that because they had already picked sides.

A Judge Rules That Women Must Register for the Draft — I oppose women in the military, but feminists shouldn’t get to have their cake and eat it, too.  They demand reduced standards so they can be “equal” (as if they understood what that word meant!)?  OK, then they all have to register.

Sacre blecch: France discovers award-winning author is pedophile by, er, reading his books — Another Leftist pervert hiding in plain sight, and the Left gave him a pass.  Roman Polanski could not be reached for comment.

‘Wonder how CNN will cover this’: CNN has reportedly agreed to settle lawsuit with Covington Catholic student and smear campaign victim Nick Sandmann – CNN does a lot of evil things, but deliberately trying to destroy that kid was over the top.

Pete Buttigieg, Pomerian Prince — I don’t care enough about this guy to even learn to pronounce his name.  This background on his military “service” isn’t surprising, nor is the media’s desire to ignore  over it.

He entered the military through a little-used shortcut: direct commission in the reserves. The usual route to an officer’s commission includes four years at Annapolis or another military academy or months of intense training at Officer Candidate School. … Buttigieg skipped all that—no obstacle courses, no weapons training, no evaluation of his ability or willingness to lead. Paperwork, a health exam and a background check were all it took to make him a naval officer. …Combat veterans have grumbled for decades about the direct-commission route. The politically connected and other luminaries who receive immediate commissions are disparaged as “pomeranian princes.” …

Buttigieg was assigned to a comfortable corner of military life, the Naval Station in Great Lakes, Ill.

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Democrats Grasping At Straws To Impeach Trump Now Regret Banning Straws | The Babylon Bee

Christians Glad They Voted For Republicans So Planned Parenthood Abortions, Funding Could Hit All-Time High | The Babylon Bee — Ouch. They are right.  Yes, Trump & Co. are less evil than the Democrats and destroying the country at a slightly slower rate, but we are still funding Molech here.

Man Driving Alone In Carpool Lane Informs Officer His Preferred Pronoun Is ‘They’ | The Babylon Bee

More states move to stop boys from competing as girls in sports — Finally some sanity.

JUSTICE: Sharyl Attkisson implicates Rod Rosenstein ‘and colleagues’ in lawsuit regarding Obama admin spying on her computers — Obama’s administration spied on a journalist, but the Left – including the media!! — doesn’t care.  Oh, and he had a scandal-free administration or something.


NY man accused of burglary spree released with no bail. Guess what happened next — More insanity from the Left.  They fail at basic economics, so they don’t realize that taking away consequences drives more bad behavior.

I just know some of you will faint from shock when you learn that, upon his release, Conway headed out and committed his fifth alleged burglary in four days, breaking into a Bagel Boss in Carle Place and stealing the cash registers. The total amount of damage to five different businesses added up fast, costing far more than the small amount of money the thief managed to abscond with.

But under this insane new law, there was nothing the police or the courts could do. Every time he was captured and charged, he had to be set loose on the community once again. It’s not as if the cops don’t have more than enough to keep them busy in New York these days. They need to be out monitoring the weekly F*** the Police marches in Brooklyn. That’s when they’re not busy having people sucker punch them at intersections or douse them with buckets of water while they try to arrest someone. (Perps were released immediately without bail in both cases.)

Do you know what happens when you tell criminals that you’re not going to take their crimes seriously or “abuse them” with incarceration? They commit more crimes. The fact that the powers that be in New York couldn’t figure this out in advance is mind-boggling. Of course the property crime rates are going to go up. It was inevitable. And it’s the law-abiding citizens of the city and the business owners who pay the price for it.

Trump Slams Democrats, Media For Describing Terrorist Soleimani As “Wonderful Human Being” — Good for him.  The reaction by Leftist media and politicians has been predictable yet sickening.  A simple contrast to their reactions to Bin Laden’s death shows their hypocrisy and hatred of our country.

Shopping in California — California has basically legalized shoplifting.  People were on video just grabbing clothes and leaving the store.  I saw the same thing in person in Houston: A guy just grabbed a case of beer and walked out a CVS and got in his car.  The employees didn’t even bother to call the police.

Australia Police Begin Massive Criminal Investigation into Bushfires — But but but Bernie Sanders said it was climate change and that I have to give up my car and electricity!

“About 85 per cent are related to human activity, 13 per cent confirmed arson and 37 per cent suspected arson,” he said. “The remainder are usually due to reckless fire lighting or even just children playing with fire.”

Ricky Gervais Drops ‘Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself’ Joke at Golden Globes — Sweet.  Gervais deserves a Nobel Prize for nailing these phonies, especially the part in bold.  He later nailed them again for deliberately staying silent on Weinstein.  Enjoy it all.

“Spoiler alert, season 2 is on the way, so in the end he obviously didn’t kill himself – just like Jeffrey Epstein,” said Gervais, before adding, “Shut up, I know he’s your friend but I don’t care, you had to make your own way here in your own plane didn’t you?”

In another quip, Gervais slammed actors for calling themselves “woke” while taking money from Apple, Amazon and Disney, who use slave labor.“ If ISIS started a streaming service, you’d call your agent,” joked Gervais.“ If you do win an award tonight, don’t use it as a platform to make a political speech. You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. So if you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent and your God and $&!# off,” he added.

Will Gervais be invited back again after this? Unlikely.

Guest Post: Open Letter to Julie Roys — Great letter about abuses in the mega-church model and the impact on smaller churches.  Hybels and MacDonald were incredibly corrupt yet got away with it for decades.

(A)nyone who tried to pastor a church in the Chicago area in the past 30 years felt the influence of Willow Creek and Harvest like the manager of a Mom-and-Pop store feels the influence of Walmart and Amazon. Two near-orbiting energy-draining black holes.

Stop Climate Change Alarmism — It is a dangerous power grab by evil Leftist politicians and their ignorant followers.

“Fossil fuel energy has not taken a naturally safe climate and made it unnaturally dangerous; it’s taken our naturally dangerous climate and made it unnaturally safe.”

“By opposing every affordable, abundant, reliable form of energy, the Green New Deal won’t protect us from an existential threat; it is an existential threat.”

Best of the Bee – they are having a great week!

California Robber Agrees To Come Back In 10 Days When Victim’s Gun Purchase Has Gone Through | The Babylon Bee — Great point here.  I knew someone who got a death threat because a child molester rightly inferred that she had turned him in.  He would stand out in the street to menace her.  And the Leftists wanted her to have to wait to buy a gun, f they let her have one at all!

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