“Even though countless people were on all those incriminating emails and the way we ran the primaries was such that you didn’t even need the emails to know our strategy, we were totally surprised by them are sincerely sorry [that we got caught]. It is all Debbie’s fault, which is why she was immediately picked up by Hillary’s campaign. No, wait, it is Trump’s fault. And Donna is now in charge, even though her emails said the same thing as Debbie’s. So the Bernie people should just chill and bow down to Hillary.
Oh, and of course, Hillary’s server had **much** better security so there is no way those emails were compromised.”