Daughter #2 once wanted to be a vegetarian. Then I informed her that vegetarians typically don’t eat bacon or Chicken McNugget’s, both of which she loves. They also tend to like vegetables, which she does not.

One day when she was four, I was making some bacon for her after church. I pointed out that Jesus was Jewish, so He wouldn’t have eaten bacon. She paused, then thoughtfully replied, “That’s too bad, because I think He would have really liked it.”